okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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(Source: samthewilson, via hannahwitton)
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That’s how most South Park episodes play out; they start off with an obvious and fun theme (Family Guy being an unsophisticated show), but then it evolves into some deeper and more serious theme once the satire kicks in.
Plus, while the episode pokes fun at Family Guy, there’s a scene in part 2 (or was it part I? too long ago) where after Kyle gets a ride from a man, the man tells him something. He says something like- “I really hope they don’t shut down Family Guy. Sure, it’s stupid and the jokes are shallow and stupid and have nothing to do with the plot, but sometimes I like that. At least it doesn’t get all preachy on you.”
And that was basically breaking the fourth wall in a very profound way- South Park making fun of ITSELF in an episode. I don’t think Parker and Stone were trying to say that Family Guy is an inferior show, so there’s little reason for anyone to be upset.
I don’t know if anyone is concerned about this, but I can imagine some people are worried that buying or listening to Weird Al Yankovic’s “Word Crimes” (a parody of Robin Thicke’s infamous “Blurred Lines”) might result in money going to Robin Thicke for the song. Well, according to the "fair…
Even so, I believe Al seeked approval from Thickie to go ahead with the parody anyway. It’s sort of a goodwill thing he does on his own behalf.
Now, whether he’s getting royalties through it, I dunno. But what they hey, Al’s still getting something out of it nevertheless.
And he cleaned up a horrible, horrible song, too. So uh
Eh, you win some, you lose some